Sporting Sea Adventurers Gifts

I hate these flying fish

Sailor in Car.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"How many letters can you read?"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

Romance on the Yacht

Sea Horse outside saloon

Revenge had come.

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Fishing