Sporting Sea Adventurers Gifts

I hate these flying fish

Sailor in Car.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"How many letters can you read?"

Revenge had come.

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Romance on the Yacht

Sea Horse outside saloon

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Fishing