Beachgoers Anonymous T-Shirts

"Forget about a vacation at the beach: Fish would stop us from going in the water and seagulls would spot us on the beach..."

Holiday time.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I win!'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The Deaths take a selfie.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Sandy Floss