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"Hey! Is that a tiny speaker making ocean noises, and a little camera?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Summertime

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Shellfie

I told you we were late!

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Summer wants.

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I win!'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Sandy Floss

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'