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"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

A boy acting suspiciously

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

Water Slide

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Violence on TV.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

The Hummingbird

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Elephant Tracks.

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."