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'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Dolphin tricks.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Diving into a Fake Pool

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

Swimming with dad

"Shake! Good dog."

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

Swimming

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

'Synchronised swimming.'

"I attract all the crypts."

'Get in the house now!'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

Dive in...

Jello in the diving pool.

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'And some sunshine.'

Don't expect a big splash. There's no water in the pool.

Snake pretending to be a paddling pool.

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,