Beachgoer In Denial T-Shirts

"Second wave? Don't be daft son!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

1930's bather.

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Shrink's Summer Job

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

A beach has meters.

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Geek Beach

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

World's sma.... llest beach

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

On A Polluted Beach

"Hey! Is that a tiny speaker making ocean noises, and a little camera?"

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

"Out of curiosity. . . how much vacation time would I get?"

"I've never been much of a beach guy."

The New Summer.