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Man falling out of a bathing machine

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Fishing from the Pier

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

Mankini - One size fits all.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

Why do men wear long short pants?

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

A beach has meters.

'Don't they look silly?'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Geek Beach

Tsunami Selfie

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

World's sma.... llest beach

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

'What do you mean, we have a lot in common?'

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

Lighting the Lighthouse

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

"Out of curiosity. . . how much vacation time would I get?"

"Have you heard about what the fiberglass in surfboards can do to you?"