Beachgoer In Denial Mugs

"Second wave? Don't be daft son!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

1930's bather.

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Shrink's Summer Job

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

A beach has meters.

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

Geek Beach

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'Is this the way to the beach?'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

World's sma.... llest beach

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

On A Polluted Beach

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

The New Summer.

"Out of curiosity. . . how much vacation time would I get?"

"I've never been much of a beach guy."

Sunblock 2025