Beach Believer T-Shirts

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Surf Casting

Beach Barbecue

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Sunbathers.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Privates Beach"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."