Beachgoer Wonders T-Shirts

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Feeling for shells

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Summer wants.

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'