Beachgoer Wonders T-Shirts

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

I told you we were late!

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Brighton Bersagliere.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Feeling for shells

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Summer wants.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."