Beachgoer Sleuth Pillows

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Summertime

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Summer wants.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'I win!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"