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'So much for your secret fishing spot!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

$1: Family Secrets

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"...it's another metal detector."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

Two men trout fishing

Undercover Santa

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

Live Bait.

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

Unusual Sports: Shooting Skiers

Julian Assange

"Hey! Is that a tiny speaker making ocean noises, and a little camera?"

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

'Out test show that your haddock is really flounder, your flounder is cod, your cod is tilapia, and your tilapia is chicken.'

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

Detective questions woman with body in hat.

Amazon takes control of the James Bond franchise

Secret Garden

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

Wikileaks

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

'Looks like we're going to have to settle this by having a fish-off.'