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'So much for your secret fishing spot!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

$1: Family Secrets

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"...it's another metal detector."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Undercover Santa

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

Live Bait.

Two men trout fishing

Unusual Sports: Shooting Skiers

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

'Out test show that your haddock is really flounder, your flounder is cod, your cod is tilapia, and your tilapia is chicken.'

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

Secret Garden

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."

Detective questions woman with body in hat.