Bathroom Salesmen Gifts

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Duck in a bathtub

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'The old one fell apart.'

Kid's at Bath Time.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Other men just sing in the bath

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

"Wash and Quo"

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

'Looks like we lucked out.'