Barns Gifts

Bubble Gum Farms.

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

I thought you said there was a big mouse in the barn.

Barn

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'This is my mom and dad.'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Scrooge McCow

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

Sheep

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

'Tender and Juicy.'