Barn Dweller Gifts

"Bed and breakfast"

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Marshmallows

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ever eat a bird?"

Camping-Pong

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Come and get it!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Reverse Mortgage.

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

Student Food Pyramid

A menu with risks and benefits

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Down On the Farm

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Early American Think tank

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

A very in tents little girl.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Fried Chicken.

"Honey? Sweetheart?"

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

No I haven't finished sulking yet!