Barns T-Shirts

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

I thought you said there was a big mouse in the barn.

Barn

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Dedication to excellence....

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Scrooge McCow

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

Sheep

'Tender and Juicy.'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Fried Chicken.