Barnyard Bard T-Shirts

Businessman As A Weather Vane

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Irish chickens!

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Cow Show Tunes

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Moo! OOM!

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Ham-Dram

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'Your barn door's open.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Scrooge McCow

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'