Baptist Gifts

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Why is this certificate all wet?"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Golfing Bishop.

Early Piety

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Priest

Baby rocks!

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Parachuting bishop.

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The ten ammendments

Bishops Snooker