Baptism Believer Gifts

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Early Piety

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Baby rocks!

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Baptism Then and Now

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Baby on board 2020

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

Sermon on the Grounds...

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'Golly, is it that time already?'

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"Sinead?!"

'It helps with reception.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"