Baptism Believer Gifts

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Early Piety

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Baby rocks!

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Baptism Then and Now

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Baby on board 2020

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

'Golly, is it that time already?'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'It helps with reception.'

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"Sinead?!"

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"