Baptism Gifts

"And who is going to be the Godfather?"

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"But I'm clean! I just got baptized this morning!"

Workman baptising his child J.C.B.

"I don't think you're really entering into the spirit of this baptism." (Minister to man wearing waders and waterproofs with umbrella).

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

"Ha ha! Too late!"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"I baptise thee 'Callita Day'."

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

Early Piety

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

"I know he's in here somewhere!"

Little Jesus at school...

Arrow Church

You can't miss us!

'While you're about it, you can wash behind his ears!'

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Alligator prayer: 'Lord, send me more baptisms...'

Baptism Then and Now

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

'It helps with reception.'

Flower Child

'Has the font been swabbed for MRSA'

"And his troll name?"

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Baptism in the Dead Sea

"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."