Baptism Mugs

"And who is going to be the Godfather?"

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"But I'm clean! I just got baptized this morning!"

"Why is this certificate all wet?"

"Lord, maybe Baptism should have come after Pentecost."

"I don't think you're really entering into the spirit of this baptism." (Minister to man wearing waders and waterproofs with umbrella).

Workman baptising his child J.C.B.

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"I know he's in here somewhere!"

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

Early Piety

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"I baptise thee 'Callita Day'."

"Ha ha! Too late!"

Pray as you Go.

'It helps with reception.'

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

Flower Child

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

'While you're about it, you can wash behind his ears!'

You can't miss us!

Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.

'Dad, I've joined the baptists.'

Arrow Church

Little Jesus at school...