Baptist Pillows

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Golfing Bishop.

Early Piety

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Priest

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Baby rocks!

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Baptism Then and Now

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Baby on board 2020

Parachuting bishop.

The ten ammendments

The Sleeping Congregation.