Baptism Enthusiast Pillows

"Why is this certificate all wet?"

A priest is about to christen a baby with a bottle of champagne.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Early Piety

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Baby rocks!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

Ten Commandments

Noah's ark, many lions

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

The First Printed Bible

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."