Baggage Claim Comedian Gifts

"While we try to locate your baggage please take time to choose Useless Airways as a travel partner."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Airbus

"Because we're jerks."

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

"Wrong address. You want the place next door."

I don't like the looks of this airline.

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

Car Carriage

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Desert Island Cycle Path

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Cops on Public Transport.

Left Luggage/Right Luggage

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

I know it's a "pet," and I know it's a "carrier," but you're still not putting it on the airplane.

Lincoln Lane

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

Journal Entry Six.

'Never mind your trousers ripping, keep going!'

"It's beautiful, but maybe we should ask the pilots to turn the heat up."

Enormous Flying Carpet.

'Any restrictions on the amount of luggage you can lose?'