Baggage Claim Comedian Pillows

"While we try to locate your baggage please take time to choose Useless Airways as a travel partner."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Airbus

"Because we're jerks."

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

I don't like the looks of this airline.

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

Desert Island Cycle Path

Left Luggage/Right Luggage

Car Carriage

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Cops on Public Transport.

Lincoln Lane

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

'Never mind your trousers ripping, keep going!'

Enormous Flying Carpet.

"It's beautiful, but maybe we should ask the pilots to turn the heat up."

Journal Entry Six.

'Any restrictions on the amount of luggage you can lose?'

Construction Ends 1 Mile.