Backyard Bon Viveur Gifts

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Hello from the shed.

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

Bird Bath.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Propane ran out.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Beer Garden Kit

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"What … have … you … done?"

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.