Baby Gags Pillows

They Removed my Brain.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

A baby in court

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Newborn making the V-sign

Up your end.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

At the baby oil factory.

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

CCTV? Good grief, what do they think I'm going to vandalise in here??

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

The Paper Silhouette Editor

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Salesman sees house with a HUGE doggy door.

Was it just a dream?

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"Baby FOMO."

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

OJ Simpson - Pop Up If I Did It (Here's how it happened).

'Wait a minute...what am I doing? I can't count yet.'