Baby Gags Gifts

They Removed my Brain.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

A baby in court

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Up your end.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Newborn making the V-sign

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

At the baby oil factory.

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

CCTV? Good grief, what do they think I'm going to vandalise in here??

The Paper Silhouette Editor

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Salesman sees house with a HUGE doggy door.

Was it just a dream?

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

OJ Simpson - Pop Up If I Did It (Here's how it happened).

"Baby FOMO."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Wait a minute...what am I doing? I can't count yet.'