Gags Gifts

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

Up your end.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Mediterranean Martini

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

They Removed my Brain.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'My first drink since my accident.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Salesman sees house with a HUGE doggy door.

Kick Me T Shirts.

How's the writer's block?

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'