Gags Mugs

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

Up your end.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Mediterranean Martini

The magic of April Fools' morning.

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

They Removed my Brain.

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'My first drink since my accident.'

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.