Garden Gags Mugs

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Where are you going?'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Up your end.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Crazy paving company.

"I think our way is more elegant!"

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

God builds the first lawn mower.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"