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'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

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'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Where are you going?'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Up your end.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Crazy paving company.

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

God builds the first lawn mower.

"I think our way is more elegant!"

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'