Gag Cartoons Mugs

'I think the cat wants out...'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

COWMIKAZES

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Mediterranean Martini

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Chippunks

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Up your end.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"I hope your day is going bad."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'My first drink since my accident.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Cut it out! I was saving that food for later! If dogs had braces.

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

The Paper Silhouette Editor

Salesman sees house with a HUGE doggy door.