Gag Cartoons Pillows

'I think the cat wants out...'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

COWMIKAZES

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Mediterranean Martini

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Up your end.

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Chippunks

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'My first drink since my accident.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I hope your day is going bad."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

Salesman sees house with a HUGE doggy door.

The Paper Silhouette Editor

"I can't explain it, I have this irresistible urge to lie on his keyboard when he's working at home..."

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.