Gag Cartoon Fan Pillows

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Static cling."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Santa's Helpers

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"You finished with your peanuts?"