Gag Comics Pillows

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Static cling."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

Up your end.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Kick Me T Shirts.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Salesman sees house with a HUGE doggy door.

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