Gag Comics Gifts

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"Static cling."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

The magic of April Fools' morning.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Up your end.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Kick Me T Shirts.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

The Paper Silhouette Editor