Gag Writer Gifts

'Politicians, my son, are God's gagwriters.'

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

"I'd like a word with your gag writer."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Snowprov

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Static cling."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

Up your end.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

'My first drink since my accident.'

Cartoonist Checkups

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'