Gag Writer Prints

'Politicians, my son, are God's gagwriters.'

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

"I'd like a word with your gag writer."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Snowprov

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Static cling."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Up your end.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Kick Me T Shirts.

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."