Cartoon Antics Mugs

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Emergency Phone.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

The Goalkeeper

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Shaved Ice

'Snap out of it.'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

Chippunks

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

Promised Land Signpost

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'