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"Just pick out the one who ate your husband."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Emergency Phone.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

The Goalkeeper

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Shaved Ice

'Snap out of it.'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Chippunks

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Promised Land Signpost

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'