Atheist Thinker Gifts

Do you have an atheist section?

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Thomas Cranmer

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

'Get an afterlife!'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

'Are they fresh?'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'