Atheist Thinker Mugs

Do you have an atheist section?

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Christian and Born again Christian...

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'I'm an atheist!'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Thomas Cranmer

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"God's sent us some chocolates."

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'Get an afterlife!'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

'Are they fresh?'

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'