Atheism Advocate Gifts

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"

Atheism inc. - A Not-For-Prophet Organisation

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

"It may look that way. . . but actually I'm an atheist."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

The Russian Election.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

'I'm an atheist!'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Farewell Donald

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

"He's known for building a consensus. We've all come together against him."

Impotent Democracy

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

Mass Shootings Calendar

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

"Inactivists"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

'I try to run my family like a democracy, but what I really need is a line-item veto.'

Fahrenheit 911.

President Putin.

Not many votes here.

Morning in America