Atheism Admirers Gifts

I hear you're an atheist now. It's the thing to be. What about me? What about you? I have the power to destroy you. So. I am your god! Rethinking position.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

Ding and Dong.

Sports Day at the Monastery

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

Professor Stephen Hawking

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

Football

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

A blessing in disguise.

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

Plato

Atheism inc. - A Not-For-Prophet Organisation

'Oh yeah, it's a great idea, but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?'

"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested."

Just Because You Have Free Speech Doesn't Mean You Should Speak Freely

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

Outsourcing.

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

'You're going to be a naughty boy.'

"Just a little case of writer's block. Give me a little time, here."

Creation: The True Story

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"