Atheism Advocates Gifts

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

The Russian Election.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

'I'm an atheist!'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

Farewell Donald

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Impotent Democracy

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Inactivists"

Mass Shootings Calendar

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Fahrenheit 911.

President Putin.

'I try to run my family like a democracy, but what I really need is a line-item veto.'

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

Vote for Brown

Not many votes here.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Total authority"

Democratic Reform in Russia