Atheism Discusser Gifts

Not so heavenly

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'I'm an atheist!'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Plant Parenthood...

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Memory Content is King

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'