Atheism Debater Gifts

"It would be terrible if atheists ran things. No weekends."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Corruption trial in the Vatican

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'