Atheism Debater Pillows

"It would be terrible if atheists ran things. No weekends."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Plant Parenthood...

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Memory Content is King

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"This'll show the Theology Department."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Corruption trial in the Vatican

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'