Atheism Thinker Gifts

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'I'm an atheist!'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Thomas Cranmer

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

'Get an afterlife!'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

10 Commandments Exceptions.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

'Are they fresh?'

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'